It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
