oh god the rape fog is back!
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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