the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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