Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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