oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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