yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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