just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Drake has all the answers
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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