Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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