Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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