Whats the glycemic index on semen?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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