We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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