He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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