Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
