no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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