she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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