this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
