i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
pop tarts are not kleenex
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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