Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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