ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Randomize
