I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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