Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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