I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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