Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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