Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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