what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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