Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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