So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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