he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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