Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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