and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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