i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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