We're like a lot better than the average bears
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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