If i come over, it means nothing
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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