Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
i now understand why vodka
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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