Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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