so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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