If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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