I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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