Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
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