yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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