You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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