I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
If I die, sorry about rent.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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