I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
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I need you to use more vowels.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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