She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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