you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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