He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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