she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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