are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
You pole danced in your parka.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Randomize
