we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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