You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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