Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
zippers are such a cool invention
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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